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indigo-incandescent:

twigwise:

hartosexuals-mdk:

Mae Martin is the best! :)

Please do not laminate your queers

do not laminate your queers

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lonely-venus:

diluded:

just a little reminder

this post deserves millions of notes

lonely-venus:

diluded:

just a little reminder

this post deserves millions of notes

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marveloki:

You know those gifs you see of elephants painting and everyones like “oh wow that’s so amazing and intelligent I love elephants”?

If you really love those elephants, read this and stop reblogging those gifs.

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noemi0004:

What a beautiful kitty

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Yummy!! #food #cake #happybirthday #fruit #yum #delicious #favorite #ilovefood

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I’m scared to move cause if I do all of this becomes real.

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Looking fabulous in my socks! #lovingit #socks #majestic #stripes #fabulous

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Just had a bark war with my dog.
Why can’t a be normal for once?! 😩

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I’m stuck in the bathroom infront of the front door cuz there’s two little girls selling girl guide cookies to my brother and if I go out now they’ll think i was constipated!

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ohmyespinosa:

sarabatikha:

thefandomlyfe:

m-a-l-t-a-r-a:

takemewherethewildthingsare:

paint-me-a-butt:

mishassbuttofthelord:

mcdolans:

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person


will get “doot doot” in their ask box

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

imagethere are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

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I GOT A DOOT DOOT AND THIS HAD LIKE 700k NOTES

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March madness crazy!! 😝😁🏀 #marchmadness #basketball #collegeball #craycray

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laurenhooper:

awlhf:

supervengers:

omvr:

yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm

yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.

And everyone else just wakes up alone and hungover.

this is the best thing ive ever heard

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thebadgirlthathasntbeencaught:

BUT WHY DOES NO ONE TALK ABOUT THIS? 

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  • Question: Helloooo your pretty bye. - harryhugzz
  • Answer:

    Aww thanks babe! 😋 $100 bucks says your pretty aswell! 😊❤️

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jiidesu:

niicolodean:

  • call you names
  • tell you weird and personal details about myself
  • say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
  • type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

  • talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
  • share funny photos from my tumblr dash
  • actually tell you when i’m upset 
  • try to make conversation with you 
  • just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
  • tell you jokes even if they’re bad 

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